Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

41. Family feuds are espoused!!
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
42. After a long trek through the wilderness sleeping in a creek bed I was happy to get back home to my creaky bed.
  2.0 stars
43. My horse was on the small side, so I decided to make him larger. I used a broncodilator.
  2.0 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
44. The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down.
  2.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
45. During the Christmas shopping season the department store staff became bow legged after wrapping hundreds of gifts.
  2.0 stars
46. I asked Kermit the Frog what he was hunting for. He said, 'Rabbit, rabbit.'
  2.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
47. To expectorate is bad grammar, because it is a spit infinitive.
  2.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
48. Is fear of sliced bacon irrational?
  2.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
49. The health food customer purchased fibre optics from the optometry centre for accurate eyesight.
  2.0 stars
50. Henry the VIII portrayed the monarchy badly. This gave birth to the concept of the 'royalty-free image'.
  2.0 stars
Arun - Bangalore

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