Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

61. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it!
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
62. If you give your sweetie pretty flowers will she turn on her flirty powers.
  2.0 stars
Steve - Kansas
63. Why couldn't the pig see his house? He had a sty in his eye.
  2.0 stars
64. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast.
  2.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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65. After buying a new pair of denim pants, the young man became very congenial the rest of day.
  2.0 stars
66. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'.
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
67. The triglyph commented, 'It's friezing in here.'
  2.0 stars
Steve O. - Texas
68. How can you get a drywall plasterer to finish the job? They barely start and then they stop.
  2.0 stars
RJS - New Zealand
69. To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap!
  1.9 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
70. The candle-making machine broke down when someone threw a spanner in the wax.
  1.9 stars
Chege - Nairobi,Kenya

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