Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

71. Tectonic plates - geologists eat their dinner off these.
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HMA - Liverpool
72. Shredded Wheat - a breakfast cereal that used to play guitar solos.
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HMA - Liverpool
73. What's the funniest bunch of fruit? A pun-net of strawberries!
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74. We can only have spring break in March, because the last time it happened in February, it took until August to get it fixed.
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Bob - Corvallis, OR
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75. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects.
  1.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
76. Rabbit relationships are based on a financial transaction. If he's got the doe she gets a buck.
  1.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
77. My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
78. I've just started dating a ring. She's a keeper.
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79. Romance isn't a science - it's a heart.
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Bob - Corvallis, OR
80. Resale means to go yachting again.
  1.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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