Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

81. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
82. To vulcanize is to become like Spock.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
83. Is rheumatism something you only hear about?
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84. Pay for irony is wry bread.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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85. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
86. Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
87. The swollen blood vessels in her legs were very quarrelsome - she had bellicose veins.
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kn - st paul, mn
88. That cattle farmer is upset. He is raising kine.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
89. The headmaster removed the schools central heating. He wanted to turn it cold school.
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90. When they used bleach to clear a dark, wet corner, they broke the mold.
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Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country

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