Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

1. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
  4.2 stars
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  4.2 stars
3. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
  4.2 stars
4. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  4.2 stars
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5. I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.
  4.1 stars
6. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
  4.1 stars
7. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
  4.1 stars
BagFaceMan - England
8. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
  4.1 stars
Allister - Oklahoma
9. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
  4.1 stars
10. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
  4.1 stars

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