Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

1. I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.
  4.2 stars
2. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
  4.2 stars
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  4.2 stars
4. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
  4.2 stars
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5. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  4.2 stars
6. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
  4.1 stars
7. I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.
  4.1 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
8. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
  4.1 stars
BagFaceMan - England
9. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
  4.1 stars
Allister - Oklahoma
10. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
  4.1 stars

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