Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

1. Baby puns are childish, but great puns are full groan.
  4.3 stars
James Sorrentino - Suffolk, VA
2. A goat giving birth is just kidding.
  4.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3. I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.
  4.2 stars
4. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
  4.2 stars
5. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  4.2 stars
6. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
  4.2 stars
7. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  4.2 stars
8. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
  4.1 stars
9. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
  4.1 stars
BagFaceMan - England
10. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
  4.1 stars
Allister - Oklahoma

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