Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

91. Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
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92. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
93. I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
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Kelly Street - Oakland CA
94. When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
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95. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn't going anywhere. It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
96. The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
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Faiz - France
97. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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98. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
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Kristin - Albrightsville, PA
99. If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
  4.0 stars
Don - Florida
100. Circling vultures are a dead giveaway.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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