Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

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101. I think I'm going to hire the same landscaper I used last year - he was really easy to get a lawn with.
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102. There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
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103. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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104. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
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105. My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
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106. You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up.
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Joe - Granite Falls, NC
107. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
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DZ - Everson
108. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
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A.R Whear - Oxford New Zealand
109. I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
110. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
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Eddie Punster - United States

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