Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

111. Since I've quit soccer, I've lost my goal in life.
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Bronco - Netherlands
112. I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway.
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113. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
114. My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
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Randall Woodman - United States
115. If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
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Pete - Taylor Mill, KY
116. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
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117. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
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118. I have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender.
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119. I'm really good at being lazy. In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy I should expect atrophy.
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120. Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry? She had a filthy habit.
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Steven - Texas

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