Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

121. I wrote a novel about religious women. The library put it in the nun fiction section.
  4.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
122. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
  4.0 stars
Terry - Omaha, Nebraska
123. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
  4.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
124. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
  4.0 stars
125. I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
  3.9 stars
savyn - Bucharest
126. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
  3.9 stars
127. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
  3.9 stars
HMA - Liverpool
128. A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
  3.9 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
129. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
  3.9 stars
riahl - mn
130. Sadly my teacher, who could use two typewriters at one time, got fired for stereotyping.
  3.9 stars
stimpy - on the east coast

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