Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

131. What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster.
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132. What is a thesaurus' favorite dessert? Synonym buns.
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Jessica - Benton ky
133. The meaning of opaque is unclear.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
134. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
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135. Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
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Dr. Dirt - Alaska
136. A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
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St Crispun - Southampton UK
137. Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
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Solomon.B.A - Uganda
138. A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot.
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Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
139. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
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Ron - Eldora, IA
140. My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
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Toycoon - Skokie

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