Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

141. I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
  3.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
142. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
  3.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
143. Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written.
  3.9 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
144. I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
  3.9 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
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145. I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending!
  3.9 stars
146. I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.
  3.9 stars
147. I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.
  3.9 stars
148. What do you call committed bachelors? Heartful Dodgers.
  3.9 stars
pundemon - West Vancouver, BC, Canada
149. What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin.
  3.9 stars
150. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
  3.9 stars
Abhijeet - New Delhi

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