Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

151. Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.
  3.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
152. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people.
  3.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
153. Money launderers are filthy rich!
  3.9 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
154. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
  3.9 stars
manintrouble - Chennai
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155. My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it.
  3.9 stars
156. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew.
  3.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
157. There was a joke about fishing I was going to tell you. Oh no, I forgot the line!
  3.9 stars
158. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
  3.9 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
159. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
  3.9 stars
The Punisher - Sydney
160. Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.
  3.9 stars

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