Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

11. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
  4.1 stars
Tom - UK
12. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
  4.1 stars
Kady - NC
13. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
  4.1 stars
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
14. I used to be a banker but I lost interest
  4.1 stars
15. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
  4.1 stars
16. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
  4.1 stars
RJS - New Zealand
17. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
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18. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Tori -
19. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
  4.1 stars
novowel - Illinois
20. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
  4.1 stars

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