Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

11. Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.
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12. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
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Kady - NC
13. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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14. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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15. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
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Tom - UK
16. I used to be a banker but I lost interest
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17. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
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18. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
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nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
19. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Tori -
20. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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