Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

11. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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12. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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13. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
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Kady - NC
14. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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15. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
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Tom - UK
16. I used to be a banker but I lost interest
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17. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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18. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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19. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
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nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
20. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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