Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

21. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
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22. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
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23. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
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RJS - New Zealand
24. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
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25. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
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LEP DOG - south Africa
26. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
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27. I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
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Jack Merry - Leicester
28. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
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novowel - Illinois
29. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
  4.1 stars
The Punisher - Dallas, TX
30. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
  4.1 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH

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