Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

21. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
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22. When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
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Allan Cao - Canada
23. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
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24. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
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RJS - New Zealand
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25. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
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26. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
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27. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
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novowel - Illinois
28. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
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LEP DOG - south Africa
29. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
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30. I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
  4.1 stars
Jack Merry - Leicester

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