Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

21. When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
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Allan Cao - Canada
22. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
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RJS - New Zealand
23. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
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24. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
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novowel - Illinois
25. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
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26. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
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LEP DOG - south Africa
27. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
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28. I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
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Jack Merry - Leicester
29. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
  4.1 stars
30. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
  4.1 stars
The Punisher - Dallas, TX

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