Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

21. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
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22. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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23. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
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LEP DOG - south Africa
24. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
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25. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
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26. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
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novowel - Illinois
27. Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!
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28. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
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29. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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duncan - Victoria, BC
30. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
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The Punisher - Dallas, TX

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