Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

31. I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.
  4.1 stars
32. Something about subtraction just doesn't add up.
  4.1 stars
33. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  4.1 stars
34. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
  4.1 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
35. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
  4.1 stars
RJS - New Zealand
36. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
  4.1 stars
37. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
  4.1 stars
Holloway - Califonia
38. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
  4.1 stars
39. The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
  4.1 stars
JerryJokes - STL
40. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
  4.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland

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