Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

41. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
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42. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
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43. The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
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TwoPynts - Florida
44. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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45. When the arsonist met his girlfriend it was a perfect match. Both of them could light up a room with their presence.
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Randy - Defiance, OH
46. A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.
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Ruth K Burns - Norfolk, VA
47. My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.
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Dave -
48. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Haymant Shew - Ontario
49. I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
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rb - Norfolk, VA
50. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
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Sammy - Ottawa

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