Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

41. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
42. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
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Guest - Dystopia
43. My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.
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44. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
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45. I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
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reif - hawaii
46. Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
47. It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
48. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
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reif - hawaii
49. A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.
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Ruth K Burns - Norfolk, VA
50. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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