Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

51. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Haymant Shew - Ontario
52. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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53. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
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Lola - Salina, KS
54. The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
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TwoPynts - Florida
55. What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
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RB - Norfolk, VA
56. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
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57. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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58. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
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Benjamin - Calgary Canada
59. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
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Sammy - Ottawa
60. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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