Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

61. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
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Slider - Yorktown, Va.
62. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
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63. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
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64. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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65. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
  4.0 stars
Dave H - Hayward CA
66. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
  4.0 stars
67. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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68. Did you know they won't be making yard sticks any longer?
  4.0 stars
69. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.
  4.0 stars
70. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
  4.0 stars

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