Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

61. When the arsonist met his girlfriend it was a perfect match. Both of them could light up a room with their presence.
  4.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
62. Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.
  4.0 stars
Uncle Mark - Navarre, Fl.
63. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
  4.0 stars
64. I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
  4.0 stars
reif - hawaii
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65. The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
  4.0 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
66. A goat giving birth is just kidding.
  4.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
67. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
  4.0 stars
68. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
  4.0 stars
69. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
  4.0 stars
70. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
  4.0 stars

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