Funniest Puns and Best Jokes
Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!
|61.||I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!|
Slider - Yorktown, Va.
|62.||I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.|
|63.||There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.|
|64.||The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.|
|65.||There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.|
Dave H - Hayward CA
|66.||I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.|
|67.||To write with a broken pencil is pointless.|
|68.||Did you know they won't be making yard sticks any longer?|
|69.||I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.|
|70.||A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.|