Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

71. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
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Andy - Corvallis, OR
72. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
  4.0 stars
73. I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
  4.0 stars
74. I lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.
  4.0 stars
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75. My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.
  4.0 stars
JKM3 - Ohio
76. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
  4.0 stars
77. Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!
  4.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
78. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  4.0 stars
79. The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
  4.0 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
80. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
  4.0 stars

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