Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

81. Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market.
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Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
82. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
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Blue Araniego - Philippines
83. I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
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rb - Norfolk, VA
84. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
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85. Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
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86. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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87. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
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88. Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it.
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reif - hawaii
89. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
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Derek - Arizona
90. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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