Great One Liners of the Month - April 2019

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Current Positions for April 2019

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1. I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.
  4.1 stars
2. A kidney is a young goat's leg joint.
  3.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3. If you are too busy to fix a flat tire, you need to find some spare time.
  3.3 stars
Navar - Battle Ground, WA
4. When a new cat arrives, the news spreads quickly via word of mouse.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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5. I invented some new cookware but the critics panned it.
  3.2 stars
6. The guy who invented the paper clip almost gave up. Luckily he held it all together.
  3.2 stars
Gregg Colbert - Irvine, Ca
7. People say I know a lot about folk tales but that's just a myth.
  3.1 stars
Kelly Street - Oakland
8. Apparel baron quit business to be spiritual as he no longer believed in material wealth!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
9. In cricket nightwatchmen do not bat eye lids till they get their eye on the ball!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
10. A female skunk is a stinker belle.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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