Great One Liners of the Month - July 2019

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Current Positions for July 2019

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1. At the annual general meeting of the professional photographers many high-resolutions were put forward!
  3.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
2. If all is love, will everything end in the Apuckerlips?
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. Is that faux fur or is that fur real?
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
4. A necromancer trainee put a corpse up for adoption. He just couldn't raise the dead right now.
  3.0 stars
5. He turned down a prison guard job to become a prize fighter. Later he moaned, 'I could have been a con tender.'
  3.0 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
6. When Reverend Spooner tried to cut his lawn without glasses, it was a mind-blowing case of blind mowing.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
7. The local 5K race was abruptly cancelled. The event had run its course.
  3.0 stars
8. At first no one believed Edison when he said he'd made an electric bulb. They dismissed it as a filament of his imagination.
  3.0 stars
Jose Xavier - Germany
9. I asked the doctor how my check-up went. All he said was, 'Get will soon.'
  2.7 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
10. What is it called when musicians go on the rampage, break into stores and steal things? Luting.
  2.6 stars
RJS - New Zealand

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