Great One Liners of the Month - December 2019

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Current Positions for December 2019

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1. I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone. I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in 'climate change'.
  3.1 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
2. A spinal cord is the sound of a back breaking.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3. When you and your neighbors overeat at a backyard barbeque, it is called a pignic.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
4. Losing all your teeth would really suck.
  3.0 stars
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5. Ratify is how a witch turns a person into a rodent.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
6. The gymnast's feat of jumping on asymmetrical bars remains unparalleled!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
7. The New England artist just brushed it aside when people gave her the nickname Yankee Doodle.
  2.8 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
8. My music history professor said that Sisyphus invented rock and roll.
  2.3 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
9. The retired weaver liked to watch Star Trek and Lassie re-runs, dividing his leisure time between the warp and the woof.
  2.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
10. Why was one copier mad at the other? Because it found out the other was two tonering it.
  2.1 stars
Robert J Rosenthal - Watsonville, Ca

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