Great One Liners of the Month - November 2018

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1. The animal shelter reports having received far fewer dogs this year. 'In fact,' says the shelter's director, 'this represents a mastiff reduction.'
  3.0 stars
GerryB - Canada
2. I just can't see why you say I'm myopic.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3. My sister fell in love with a circus trapeze artist. At first, we all thought she was attracted to his net worth, but she said it was his gravity-defying leaps of thought. They are both flying high now.
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Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
4. My church has a well-respected bell choir. I started to audition for it but the long practice sessions did not appeal to me. I am sorry now I did not inquire more about it out because now my chance is gong forever.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
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5. The fashion woman clothing manufacturer moved to their operation to the country so they could sell outskirts.
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6. What is a shoe repairman's favorite dessert? Cobbler.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
7. An angry skunk will reek its vengeance.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. Exterminators never die - they are just gnat seen anymore.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
9. What is the most romantic fruit? Dates.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
10. Old English teachers never die - they just parse away.
  2.9 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma

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