Great One Liners of the Month - February 2019

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Current Positions for February 2019

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1. Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.
  4.2 stars
2. What does a spy do in the rain? He goes undercover.
  4.0 stars
tom -
3. We have a giant squid to catch, so let's get kraken!
  3.5 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
4. I was told that I was allergic to cats, but I have two and I'm feline fine!
  3.3 stars
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5. I try to avoid making nun jokes, but it's a farce of habit.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
6. Each winter my uncle has his chimney inspected and cleaned. He does this to prepare his home for the 'flue' season!
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
7. An easy jailbreak is a slip of the pen.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. The Genetic marker for people who are naturally bad at spelling can be found in those with blood Type-O.
  3.0 stars
9. We all just want to belong. But some of us are short.
  3.0 stars
HMA - Liverpool
10. The bakery was so wrapped up in decorating for Christmas that they even decorated their website's cookies.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma

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