Great One Liners of the Month - August 2019

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Current Positions for August 2019

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1. A completed jigsaw puzzle is a pieceful solution.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2. Turkeys cannot speak, so they usually take their secrets to the gravy.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. The cat climbed to the highest spot in the discotheque, but then couldn't get down.
  3.0 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
4. My political opponent claimed I used too much mayo on my bagel. It was a smear tactic.
  3.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV/AK
5. Undercooked steaks are a rare situation. Be careful or you will get a raw deal.
  2.6 stars
Mike H. - Milwaukee
6. Ordering your fish un-filleted is the best way to be assured of bony fried red snapper.
  2.4 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
7. The mountaineer's ukulele needed tuning for the altitude on Mt Everest because it was a little highly strung.
  2.3 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
8. A groundhog is the guy who drank all his coffee.
  2.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
9. What's Picasso's favorite organ? The Artery.
  1.9 stars
10. All of the riders for the old west mail service had to be small. That’s why they called it the Puny Express.
  1.9 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa

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