Great One Liners of the Month - May 2020

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Current Positions for May 2020

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1. What is another name for Korean cuisine? Seoul food.
  3.8 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
2. Why are Casinos a popular travel destination? Because people have access to a paradise.
  3.5 stars
3. A paratrooper pulls strings to stay on the job.
  3.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
4. When the drug dealers got divorced, they agreed to joint custody.
  3.4 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
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5. Our local wheat farmers had a flour-ishing harvest.
  3.3 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
6. The escaped inmates tried to fly to freedom. They were caught because they left contrails.
  3.2 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
7. The bowling alley was robbed? They can't pin that on me.
  3.1 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
8. Midwife is the second wife of three.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
9. A school of fish is where you learn about the ABCs.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. In some large stores it is now illegal to buy more than one package of toilet paper. The police have named it 'The Big Crack Down'.
  2.9 stars
Debra Alsobrook - Oklahoma

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