Great One Liners of the Month - August 2020

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Current Positions for August 2020

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1. I knew a chemist who use to periodically build tables.
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Randy - Defiance, OH
2. My electrician's favorite philosopher is Voltaire.
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3. In the 17th century people first began eating ice cream. It was also the century where people first heard the music of Handel and Bach. It was truly a suite time.
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Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
4. When the hockey season was suspended our Zamboni driver went missing. We weren't worried as we knew he would resurface.
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Lance - East Greenbush NY
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5. The butcher asked if I wanted my meat measured in pounds or kilograms. I said either weigh would do.
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RB - Norfolk
6. The formal wedding between two boxers was a black eye affair.
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guywriter - North Carolina
7. Dispensed means to change from pounds to dollars.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. Intestine is somebody taking an exam right now.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
9. I've just read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with animatronic copies. Fake gnus!
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Scrabble817 - Woking, England
10. If you're really out of sorts, I might have a couple that you could borrow.
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Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR

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