Great One Liners of the Month - March 2020

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Current Positions for March 2020

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1. I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.
  4.1 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
2. Odorless perfumes are non-scents.
  4.0 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3. The mirror maker felt like it was time to retire from his work, he just couldn’t see himself doing it anymore.
  3.7 stars
Travis M - Johnson ?
4. Triglycerides now, defibrillater.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
5. Flamingos are a real success story. They always seem to get a leg up on the competition.
  3.7 stars
Tom Scott - Ontario
6. That butane lighter may be stubborn, but it's no match for me!
  3.6 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
7. He built his entire itch-cream business from scratch.
  3.4 stars
Reif - Springville, Utah
8. That arsonist destroyed all my scissors. Shear torcher!
  3.3 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
9. Where Indian women gather. It's a sari site.
  3.2 stars
10. Should we give arsonists a punishment to fit the crime, or would that just be adding fools to the fire?
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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