Great One Liners of the Month - July 2020

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Current Positions for July 2020

Vote for your favorite pun and see if it gets to number one!

1. Flight attendants never die, they just take off.
  3.5 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
2. A good pun is like a dalmatian, it's easy to spot.
  3.4 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
3. The long arm of the law handcuffed the sleek fingered pickpocket!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
4. The orthopedist went back to school to bone up on new surgical techniques.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
5. A sous-chef at a convent is second to nun.
  3.0 stars
Sam C. - Stamford, CT
6. The Starbucks worker wanted a divorce on the grounds that her husband was a real drip.
  3.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
7. What do you call a band of leaping insects playing old time music? 'Blue-grass Hoppers'.
  3.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
8. My friend had a start at writing some moving poetry, but gave up when he couldn't find a good rhyme for 'U-Haul.'
  2.6 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
9. I couldn't beat the conundrums of my opponent in the contest!
  2.3 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
10. What is the noisiest vegetable in the kitchen? Snap peas.
  2.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma

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