Great One Liners of the Month - September 2019

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Current Positions for September 2019

Vote for your favorite pun and see if it gets to number one!

1. An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!'
  4.2 stars
David W. Oaks - Eugene, Oregon
2. If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I'd have a pun per nickel.
  3.7 stars
Kristen - Cortland NY
3. Moby Dick didn't have a funeral but he did have a huge wake.
  3.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
4. Buying a new toilet was a big expense for me, so I decided to sit on it for a while.
  3.4 stars
RJS - New Zealand
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5. You have such a venomous attitude towards my insect puns. I think you need to bee more positive, and stop with those stinging remarks!
  3.2 stars
6. What fruit makes for classy counter tops? Pomegranite.
  3.1 stars
David - Colorado
7. Roominate: To consider the price of accommodations.
  3.0 stars
8. The barman named his cocktails Elijah, Ezekiel and Obadiah and spent most nights drinking the prophets.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
9. Where do you find all the political papers? In the Cabinet!
  2.5 stars
10. When the local council imposed a ban on hogging along footpath the pet pigs, owners took it for grunted!
  2.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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