Great One Liners of the Month - November 2019

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Current Positions for November 2019

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1. If I were to write my autobiography in ancient Norse letters, my life would be runed.
  3.8 stars
Ed Burke - Valparaiso, Indiana
2. To help me lose weight, my doctor recommends a glutton-free diet.
  3.8 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3. The homeless man always thought of owning a mansion and was dwelling on it!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
4. Helium balloon business reaches new heights after customers speak highly of it.
  3.0 stars
Mairi - Scotland
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5. Having not done laundry for a few days, I had to dig deep in my drawers for more underwear.
  3.0 stars
Tim S - Wisconsin
6. I have trouble liking brass bands. They are all made up of a bunch of blowhards.
  3.0 stars
Rjs - NZ
7. Bisons means about boy twins.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. A freaking earthquake happened. I refused to let it shake me.
  2.9 stars
9. I painted half of my face like a clown today and went for a drive. I'm not sure everyone saw the funny side.
  2.8 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
10. When the famous napper died his tombstone read R.I.P. Van Winkle.
  2.6 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota

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