Great One Liners of the Month - December 2018

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Current Positions for December 2018

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1. Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.
  3.8 stars
2. I have a seamstress friend whose job is hanging by a thread yet she is able to keep her sense of humor. She is sew funny she always has me in stitches.
  3.5 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
3. Since I changed the color of my favorite monastic robes they have been stiff and uncomfortable. I guess old habits dye hard.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
4. After they stole my car's catalytic converter I was fuming.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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5. 'I like to go with the flow', said the hydrologist, fluidly.
  3.0 stars
6. He fought against the whirlpool until he was completely drained.
  2.8 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
7. The liquor store was burgled with no sign of a break in, no fingerprints and only spirits were taken. Police suspect it was a polter-heist.
  2.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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