Great One Liners of the Month - June 2019

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Current Positions for June 2019

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1. When they allowed the bass sheep into the barbershop quartet they really set the baa low.
  3.0 stars
Owen - New Zealand
2. Is an anthill caught in a twister an anticyclone?
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3. When the hunter considered the scope of things he realized his life wasn't all that bad. He would just need to aim for higher things.
  3.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
4. I have been shopping for a trailer. Every time I think I have found a good one, there is a hitch.
  3.0 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
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5. The rood - an offensive measure of land area.
  3.0 stars
RJS - New Zealand
6. I just can't seem to finish this woodworking project, but it's not for lacquer trying.
  3.0 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
7. What are aging Werewolf barbers most afraid of? Silver mullets.
  3.0 stars
8. My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
9. I did not know how to use the wood-smoothing tool, so had the woodworker explain it to me in plane language.
  3.0 stars
RJS - New Zealand
10. My friend whose vision is deteriorating has a blind faith in his ophthalmologist.
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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