Great One Liners of the Month - January 2020

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1. The stock boy was hogging all the available display space. He was being shelf-ish.
  3.5 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
2. Asked to repair a shorted radio from the dumpster, the electrician refused to refuse refuse.
  3.4 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. I tried to mine diamonds but all I found was chalcedony, I'm sard to say.
  3.0 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
4. Shopping for feather pillows brings me down.
  3.0 stars
5. What did one piece of rope say to the other before going into battle? 'Shall we join the fray?'
  3.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
6. A juvenile delinquent is an example of an arrested youth.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
7. Developing the ideal golf green takes a lot of input.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
8. On Halloween, what is the most read part of a newspaper? The 'Horrorscope.'
  2.9 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
9. Fairgrounds are mediocre coffee.
  2.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. Is it unlucky to drink on Friday the thirteenth, or is it merely stuporstition?
  2.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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