Great One Liners of the Month - April 2018

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Current Positions for April 2018

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1. I sent my baby off to the army. They put him in the infantry.
  4.1 stars
2. I know a lot of jokes about bad pole-vaulters, but none of them seem to go over very well.
  3.5 stars
Black Dragon - New Hampshire
3. What thrill ride does a drink go on? A coaster!
  3.3 stars
4. Divers work under pressure.
  3.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
5. If someone fails doing the Heimlich, is it fair to say that he choked?
  3.2 stars
6. My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering.
  3.1 stars
Dr. Dirt - Nevada
7. If your computer doesn't work, I might have some Bits and PCs that could help.
  3.0 stars
Zane - Florida
8. My dog has an attitude. He is a cocky spaniel.
  3.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
9. Where do bulls exchange their messages? On a bulletin board.
  3.0 stars
10. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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