Great One Liners of the Month - November 2019

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Current Positions for November 2019

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1. If I were to write my autobiography in ancient Norse letters, my life would be runed.
  3.8 stars
Ed Burke - Valparaiso, Indiana
2. To help me lose weight, my doctor recommends a glutton-free diet.
  3.7 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3. Helium balloon business reaches new heights after customers speak highly of it.
  3.7 stars
Mairi - Scotland
4. Aloha is a soft laugh.
  3.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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5. I have trouble liking brass bands. They are all made up of a bunch of blowhards.
  3.3 stars
Rjs - NZ
6. I owned two racetracks but I rented them to others. I was the lessor of two ovals.
  3.2 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
7. The homeless man always thought of owning a mansion and was dwelling on it!
  3.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
8. A mathematician once found a proof so shocking that it almost gave him a corollary.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
9. I painted half of my face like a clown today and went for a drive. I'm not sure everyone saw the funny side.
  2.9 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
10. A freaking earthquake happened. I refused to let it shake me.
  2.9 stars

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