Great One Liners of the Month - December 2018

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Current Positions for December 2018

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1. Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.
  3.8 stars
2. I have a seamstress friend whose job is hanging by a thread yet she is able to keep her sense of humor. She is sew funny she always has me in stitches.
  3.5 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
3. Since I changed the color of my favorite monastic robes they have been stiff and uncomfortable. I guess old habits dye hard.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
4. After they stole my car's catalytic converter I was fuming.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
5. 'I like to go with the flow', said the hydrologist, fluidly.
  3.0 stars
6. He fought against the whirlpool until he was completely drained.
  2.8 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
7. The liquor store was burgled with no sign of a break in, no fingerprints and only spirits were taken. Police suspect it was a polter-heist.
  2.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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