Great One Liners of the Month - April 2018 - page 2

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Current Positions for April 2018

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11. An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
12. A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake.
  2.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
13. If you want to deliver a compliment, you have to address them properly.
  2.6 stars
14. Where do bulls exchange their messages? On a bulletin board.
  2.5 stars
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15. My pot belly pig was running and slipped on ice. Wound up injuring a hamstring.
  2.5 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
16. For me, the ringing of bells has appeal.
  2.4 stars
RJS - New Zealand
17. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin.
  1.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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