Great One Liners of the Month - May 2018

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Current Positions for May 2018

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1. Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!
  4.1 stars
2. The invention of dynamite sure was ground breaking.
  3.8 stars
3. I applied for a job as a weatherman, but my knowledge of meteorology was a little cloudy.
  3.1 stars
4. For a holistic diet, eat lots of Swiss cheese.
  3.0 stars
GerryB - Canada
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5. What did the narcotics agent say when he arrested the tailor? 'You're basted.'
  3.0 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
6. A good juice bar always puts their customers thirst.
  2.6 stars
7. The meat market had a special on pork prices, the sign said ham me downs.
  2.5 stars
8. Did you hear about the exiled barrel? He was casked out!
  2.5 stars
9. Are you feeling blue? Yes, cyan.
  2.2 stars
10. Why couldn't the pig see his house? He had a sty in his eye.
  2.0 stars

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