Great One Liners of the Month - January 2009

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Current Positions for January 2009

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1. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall - and a pretty good spring and summer, too.
  3.6 stars
JA - Houston
2. How do farmers make crop circles? With a protractor.
  3.6 stars
3. The careless pyromaniac made an ash of himself.
  3.6 stars
4. Opening a new funeral parlor can be quite an undertaking.
  3.5 stars
JA - Houston
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5. My friend had amnesia and couldn't remember how to walk up the stairs, so I had to go back and teach him step by step.
  3.5 stars
6. The cowboy dismounted on the spur of the moment to stirrup some trouble, bridled at being arrested and saddled the sheriff with a bit of a problem.
  3.4 stars
JA - Houston
7. My neurologist is testing my last nerve.
  3.4 stars
Harry - Sutton Veny
8. The runaway beer truck barrelled down the freeway after its driver was mugged.
  3.3 stars
JA - Houston
9. When the lumberjack accidentally let his chainsaw slip he quickly became lacked toes intolerant.
  3.3 stars
JA - Houston
10. I wasn't allowed to be in Star Wars, because I tested positive for droids.
  3.2 stars
Harry - Sutton Veny

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