Great One Liners of the Month - June 2012

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Current Positions for June 2012

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1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
  4.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
2. You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up.
  4.0 stars
Joe - Granite Falls, NC
3. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
  4.0 stars
4. My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
  3.9 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
5. I'm not a big fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks.
  3.8 stars
6. Mummies are bound to be uptight.
  3.8 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
7. Mooning is lunacy.
  3.7 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
8. Pencil sharpeners have a tough life - they live off tips.
  3.7 stars
Andrew G - MA
9. An undertaker can be one of your best friends, he is always the last one to let you down.
  3.7 stars
Earle - Scottsdale, AZ
10. The dress didn't feel right - it was sarong.
  3.6 stars
John - Chicago, iL

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