Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. Is that faux fur or is that fur real?
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2. If all is love, will everything end in the Apuckerlips?
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. A necromancer trainee put a corpse up for adoption. He just couldn't raise the dead right now.
  3.0 stars
4. He turned down a prison guard job to become a prize fighter. Later he moaned, 'I could have been a con tender.'
  3.0 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
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5. When Reverend Spooner tried to cut his lawn without glasses, it was a mind-blowing case of blind mowing.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
6. The local 5K race was abruptly cancelled. The event had run its course.
  3.0 stars
7. At first no one believed Edison when he said he'd made an electric bulb. They dismissed it as a filament of his imagination.
  3.0 stars
Jose Xavier - Germany
8. I asked the doctor how my check-up went. All he said was, 'Get will soon.'
  2.7 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
9. When ferns cohabitate, are they fronds with benefits?
  2.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
10. Is photography of internal organs the wave of the future, or just a flash in the pancreas?
  2.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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