Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 4

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


31. A magician got so angry that he hit the man in the juggler and then pulled his hare out.
  2.9 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
32. The company's performance was so abysmal that it quickly became the joke of Wall Street: a laughing-stock.
  3.7 stars
Max - Geneva, Switzerland
33. I don't like my hands. I like to keep them at arm's length.
  3.7 stars
34. The meat market had a sale on mutton. It was real sheep.
  2.8 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
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35. When the Human Torch lost his superpowers, he was certainly put out.
  2.9 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
36. A queue at a haunted house is a line of fright.
  1.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
37. The cobbler's tools had a party. A good time was had by awl.
  3.3 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
38. A play place is a stage.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
39. Many people described Joe as being full of wisdom. But that word is a dichotomy. So is Joe really a whiz or is he really dumb?
  1.6 stars
John Burke - Chelsea MI
40. We can all praise Tom Hiddleston for his Loki performance.
  2.4 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR

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