Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 5

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

41. Ivory soap is used by an elephant to clean its tusks.
  2.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
42. My friend was running with cheese yesterday, but I told him to stop because it was sharp.
  2.5 stars
43. I dug up a worm for fishing. It's the end of the line for him.
  4.0 stars
44. I tried to take out the trash but I think it was a complete waste of time.
  2.8 stars
45. A staff member is a musical note.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
46. An acupuncturist is a pin doctor.
  1.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
47. When he found out he was just imitation butter he feared he would one day be living in the margarine of society.
  2.4 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
48. I've been having issues with the roof leaking into the storage space below it. It's being very problem attic!
  3.8 stars
Nicholas Derr - Rising Sun, IN
49. The divorcing British couple was required to divide the packets Earl Grey upon the court's ruling that it was proper tea.
  2.6 stars
50. They dared me to jump off a cliff, but it was just a bluff.
  3.8 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston

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