Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. Overcome with the beauty of Earth seen from space, the astronaut removed his helmet. The view was breath taking.
  3.0 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Tx
2. Dr. Frankenstein's lab was a recreation room.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3. I thought I saw a leopard but it was just a dotted line.
  2.0 stars
4. The Black Death! Avoid it like the plague!
  2.9 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
5. Con game money is the grift of the grab.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
6. Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired!
  3.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
7. Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray.
  2.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. Training in the morning makes you feel better in the long run.
  3.5 stars
9. A split taxi fee is fare.
  3.7 stars
Stevesw - Usa
10. When I suggested that my wife should alphabetize her recipes, she would have nothing of the sort.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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