Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. The floor was so dusty that it seemed to be suffering from sweep deprivation.
  3.0 stars
GerryB - Canada
2. Charged with lack of quality assurance, the polenta manufacturer pleaded no corntest.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. A couch is a remote location.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
4. At the annual Anglo-Saxon Fair, I did not drink any wassail. I did not feel any mead for it.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
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5. The father was really bugged because his son did not want to take over the family exterminator business.
  3.0 stars
stevesw - usa
6. Farmers engaged in paddy cultivation for generations are genetically ingrained!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
7. After the severe storm last night people were shocked to hear from electrician that he was ready provide current events on power restoration.
  3.0 stars
8. Why did the lumberjack lose his job? He axed too many questions.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
9. The neurologist wanted to propose to his girl friend, but he just didn't have the nerve.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
10. A usurer takes lots of interest in his work.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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