Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. After they stole my car's catalytic converter I was fuming.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2. 'I like to go with the flow', said the hydrologist, fluidly.
  3.0 stars
3. Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.
  3.8 stars
4. He fought against the whirlpool until he was completely drained.
  2.8 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
5. The liquor store was burgled with no sign of a break in, no fingerprints and only spirits were taken. Police suspect it was a polter-heist.
  2.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
6. I have a seamstress friend whose job is hanging by a thread yet she is able to keep her sense of humor. She is sew funny she always has me in stitches.
  3.5 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
7. Since I changed the color of my favorite monastic robes they have been stiff and uncomfortable. I guess old habits dye hard.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
8. A donation is a country full of money.
  2.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
9. The popularity of hot air riding is ballooning.
  2.4 stars
10. A jungle gym is where gorillas play.
  2.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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