Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. In the 17th century people first began eating ice cream. It was also the century where people first heard the music of Handel and Bach. It was truly a suite time.
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Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
2. When the hockey season was suspended our Zamboni driver went missing. We weren't worried as we knew he would resurface.
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Lance - East Greenbush NY
3. The butcher asked if I wanted my meat measured in pounds or kilograms. I said either weigh would do.
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RB - Norfolk
4. The formal wedding between two boxers was a black eye affair.
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guywriter - North Carolina
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5. Dispensed means to change from pounds to dollars.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
6. Intestine is somebody taking an exam right now.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
7. I've just read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with animatronic copies. Fake gnus!
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Scrabble817 - Woking, England
8. If you're really out of sorts, I might have a couple that you could borrow.
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Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
9. What evaluation process is used by the Journal of Dermatological Science? Pore review.
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Bas Peeters - Amsterdam
10. I use yeast most of the time when I am baking, and I always use it on the ryes.
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Otis Campbell - South Dakota

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