Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. I tried to mine diamonds but all I found was chalcedony, I'm sard to say.
  3.0 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
2. Shopping for feather pillows brings me down.
  3.0 stars
3. What did one piece of rope say to the other before going into battle? 'Shall we join the fray?'
  3.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
4. A juvenile delinquent is an example of an arrested youth.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
5. Developing the ideal golf green takes a lot of input.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
6. Is it unlucky to drink on Friday the thirteenth, or is it merely stuporstition?
  2.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
7. Manual clock repairers who are hands on are ticking away!
  2.4 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
8. The knitter did not say much but she shrugged a lot!
  2.2 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
9. On Halloween, what is the most read part of a newspaper? The 'Horrorscope.'
  2.9 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
10. Long after a barrage of eggs is ova, smashed pumpkins remain gourd offal.
  2.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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