Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. Roominate: To consider the price of accommodations.
  3.0 stars
2. The barman named his cocktails Elijah, Ezekiel and Obadiah and spent most nights drinking the prophets.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3. If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I'd have a pun per nickel.
  3.7 stars
Kristen - Cortland NY
4. Twister arm and the storm chaser will tell you almost anything. Give her a funnel cake and she spills all!
  2.1 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
5. Moby Dick didn't have a funeral but he did have a huge wake.
  3.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
6. Everyone hated my weight puns. They all left en mass.
  2.0 stars
7. Where do you find all the political papers? In the Cabinet!
  2.5 stars
8. What fruit makes for classy counter tops? Pomegranite.
  3.1 stars
David - Colorado
9. You have such a venomous attitude towards my insect puns. I think you need to bee more positive, and stop with those stinging remarks!
  3.2 stars
10. Faux pax - when saying the wrong thing leads to a war.
  1.4 stars
Bob Kniffin - Groton, MA

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