Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. The homeless man always thought of owning a mansion and was dwelling on it!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
2. Helium balloon business reaches new heights after customers speak highly of it.
  3.0 stars
Mairi - Scotland
3. Having not done laundry for a few days, I had to dig deep in my drawers for more underwear.
  3.0 stars
Tim S - Wisconsin
4. I have trouble liking brass bands. They are all made up of a bunch of blowhards.
  3.0 stars
Rjs - NZ
5. Bisons means about boy twins.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
6. When the famous napper died his tombstone read R.I.P. Van Winkle.
  2.6 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
7. I painted half of my face like a clown today and went for a drive. I'm not sure everyone saw the funny side.
  2.8 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
8. A freaking earthquake happened. I refused to let it shake me.
  2.9 stars
9. The King of satyrs tried his hand at directing a cooking show on TV, but only received pan reviews.
  1.8 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
10. Name of the Powerball lottery for dogs? From Wags To Riches!
  2.5 stars

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