Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. Apparel baron quit business to be spiritual as he no longer believed in material wealth!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
2. In cricket nightwatchmen do not bat eye lids till they get their eye on the ball!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
3. Our high school math teacher moonlights by selling concessions at local baseball games. He is a true ballpark figure.
  1.5 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
4. I love hot dogs. Does that make me a frankophile?
  2.1 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
5. The guy who invented the paper clip almost gave up. Luckily he held it all together.
  3.2 stars
Gregg Colbert - Irvine, Ca
6. A job application is when you must spell each word write.
  1.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
7. When a new cat arrives, the news spreads quickly via word of mouse.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
8. If you are too busy to fix a flat tire, you need to find some spare time.
  3.3 stars
Navar - Battle Ground, WA
9. The chef who tried to make Italian chipotle was busted for smoking marinara.
  1.9 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
10. Is toe-jam made out of tomatoes?
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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