Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. The bakery was so wrapped up in decorating for Christmas that they even decorated their website's cookies.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
2. Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.
  4.2 stars
3. I was told that I was allergic to cats, but I have two and I'm feline fine!
  3.3 stars
4. A cosmetics company had to recall its vanishing cream when many of the women using it were reported missing.
  2.5 stars
GerryB - Canada
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5. I try to avoid making nun jokes, but it's a farce of habit.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
6. We have a giant squid to catch, so let's get kraken!
  3.5 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
7. A copier is a shared berth.
  1.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. Steinbeck considered writing a novel where Adam Trask became a baker. He was going to call it 'Yeast of Eden.'
  2.7 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
9. What does a spy do in the rain? He goes undercover.
  4.0 stars
tom -
10. The new addition to the team is a real plus.
  2.8 stars

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