Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. The store sold me cut-rate food for my horse at an exorbitant price, then had the nerve to send me a 'customer service' survey. I didn't hesitate to give them the feed back.
  3.0 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
2. Triglycerides now, defibrillater.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. He built his entire itch-cream business from scratch.
  3.4 stars
Reif - Springville, Utah
4. When the off-duty copper fell into an electroplating bath, his mettle was galvanized by a sudden zincing feeling and he knew his mass was brass.
  2.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
5. The snow removal company said they try to plow sense into people wanting to use shovels.
  1.7 stars
6. I had a disagreement with my dancing teacher at my first lesson. I said I had two left feet and she said too right.
  2.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
7. Where Indian women gather. It's a sari site.
  3.2 stars
8. Last week, my mate asked me to pick his sister up from the ruler shop. I was centimeter.
  2.7 stars
Matthew Turner - Sheffield
9. Morsel is the aim of the marketing department.
  2.4 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. Odorless perfumes are non-scents.
  4.0 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR

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