Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. The cat climbed to the highest spot in the discotheque, but then couldn't get down.
  3.0 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
2. A completed jigsaw puzzle is a pieceful solution.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3. What's Picasso's favorite organ? The Artery.
  1.9 stars
4. What's a lima bean? I don't know, but now it's a Madagascan primate.
  1.4 stars
Funster - Greece
5. A groundhog is the guy who drank all his coffee.
  2.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
6. My political opponent claimed I used too much mayo on my bagel. It was a smear tactic.
  3.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV/AK
7. The mountaineer's ukulele needed tuning for the altitude on Mt Everest because it was a little highly strung.
  2.3 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
8. Turkeys cannot speak, so they usually take their secrets to the gravy.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
9. My blood test report is cell shocking, I have to pay scan heed.
  1.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
10. Undercooked steaks are a rare situation. Be careful or you will get a raw deal.
  2.6 stars
Mike H. - Milwaukee

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