Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management.
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
2. When the baker is happy, what does he do? Abundance.
  3.3 stars
3. What kind of bathing suit do the animals at the zoo wear? A zucchini.
  3.3 stars
4. My cousin Henry loves automotive history. He never gets tired of studying it. He gets Benz out of shape if you say his hobby is a waste of time. It occupies his every spare moment.
  1.7 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
5. How would you characterize really awful chicken rhymes? Paltry poultry poetry.
  2.7 stars
SkipVought - Benbrook
6. Impatience can be attributed to loss of wait!
  3.0 stars
SkipVought - Benbrook
7. How would you characterize a devious soviet pollinator spy? A KGB.
  3.0 stars
SkipVought - Benbrook
8. The professional golfer's iron deficiency caused him to become anemic. There was no fairway to tell him that in less than fore months his golf career would be over.
  2.7 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
9. In the mud room was a shoe rack shaped like a dinner fork, with a sign over it: 'These are the tines that dry men's soles.'
  3.1 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
10. Watching railway tracks on one's journey is very soothing. I love a bit of Trainscendental Meditation.
  2.4 stars
Margie Esson - Glasgow, Scotland

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