Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. Never take a nail to a bar. They tend to get hammered.
  3.0 stars
2. Did you hear about the doctor who was going from full time to part time? He was either losing his patients or getting a bit out of practice.
  3.0 stars
Christopher Braun - Winnipeg, Canada
3. Livelihood is an energetic gangster.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
4. Why are brain surgeons ambitious? They want to get a head.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
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5. Due to the cabbage crop failure it was really hard to get ahead!
  3.0 stars
GerryB - Canada
6. A comfortable thief takes things easy.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
7. You know what really bugs me? Flea Markets.
  3.0 stars
Mike Beckwith - New Jersey
8. Personal ads: Single female archaeologist interested in carbon dating. Prefers older men.
  3.1 stars
Richard - Winona, Mn
9. An anesthesiologist is a real knock-out.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. What do you call the family of a water pump? Pump-Kin.
  2.8 stars
Taro - Germany

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