Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. If your computer doesn't work, I might have some Bits and PCs that could help.
  3.0 stars
Zane - Florida
2. My dog has an attitude. He is a cocky spaniel.
  3.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3. Where do bulls exchange their messages? On a bulletin board.
  3.0 stars
4. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
5. If you want to deliver a compliment, you have to address them properly.
  3.0 stars
6. I sent my baby off to the army. They put him in the infantry.
  4.1 stars
7. If someone fails doing the Heimlich, is it fair to say that he choked?
  3.2 stars
8. Did you hear about the man who got killed by a bear? It was a grizzly death.
  2.7 stars
Ryann Maxiella - Kirbyville
9. For me, the ringing of bells has appeal.
  2.3 stars
RJS - New Zealand
10. Divers work under pressure.
  3.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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