Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. A debutante is having a ball.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2. With all the concern about plastic waste these days, it is easy to see why clingfilm gets such a bad wrap.
  3.0 stars
RJS - New Zealand
3. I was sick of his pointless stories, so I took an anecdote.
  3.0 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
4. What is claustrophobia? An unnatural fear of jolly old St. Nick!
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
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5. My uncle is the bass in a barbershop quartet. Yesterday was his first time to sing so low.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
6. Apparently, there are now law groups forming around the cannabis industry. They are known as grass roots lawyers.
  3.0 stars
Rick Kelso - Olathe, KS
7. I squeezed a squishy ball and damaged a Nerf ending.
  3.0 stars
Laurence H Levin - Woodridge IL
8. Are pathologists cell centered?
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
9. Can punsters possessing the acumen to puncture the bloated ego of another by his pun pricks be called an acupuncturist?
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
10. I tried my best to write a poem about a frosty day, but I just could not make it rime.
  3.0 stars
RJS - New Zealand

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