Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. With everyone in my house tired of the usual pastimes, we're playing bored games.
  3.0 stars
Thomas Van Zeyl - Chicago, IL
2. The wrestler was showing off some fancy moves to the crowd. He turned toward me and asked, 'How do you like them grapples'?
  3.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
3. If desperate times breed desperate wordplay, we need to prepare for a pundemic.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
4. Geologists believe in taking whiskey on the rocks.
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
5. What do you think the glib surgeon said to me after he took off my leg above the knee? 'It won't be long now'.
  3.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
6. Midwife is the second wife of three.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
7. A school of fish is where you learn about the ABCs.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. What happens to a baseball pitcher when he loses a big game? He goes into the throes of depression.
  2.5 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
9. In some large stores it is now illegal to buy more than one package of toilet paper. The police have named it 'The Big Crack Down'.
  2.9 stars
Debra Alsobrook - Oklahoma
10. The horn player is sick. He has coronet virus.
  2.3 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota

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