Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. What do you call a neighborhood where several authors live? A writers' block.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
2. My favorite garden store is having a sale on potting soil. It is now dirt cheap.
  3.4 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
3. Authentic hemp rope is made ac-cord-ing to string-ent regulations.
  2.4 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
4. I suggested building beds above each other to save space but the idea was debunked.
  3.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
5. I don’t like these new soup tureens at all. You could say I have irritable bowl syndrome.
  2.1 stars
Kelly Street - Oakland, CA
6. On New Year's Eve, old Father Time hands over time to Baby New Year with a scythe of relief!
  1.9 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
7. The least honest of all the musical instruments? The lyres.
  3.5 stars
RJS - New Zealand
8. Iron Man - The super hero with immaculate clothes.
  3.5 stars
HMA - Liverpool
9. Why is it so difficult to find Christmas puns that slay?
  2.8 stars
Michael - Yreka, CA
10. Why'd Mary try to pet this Amazonian snake? Anaconda.
  1.7 stars
Funster - Greece

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