Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 11. | My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering. | |
| Dr. Dirt - Nevada
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| 12. | What thrill ride does a drink go on? A coaster! | |
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| 13. | My pot belly pig was running and slipped on ice. Wound up injuring a hamstring. | |
| Toycoon - Skokie
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| 14. | An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles. | |
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| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 15. | A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake. | |
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| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 16. | I know a lot of jokes about bad pole-vaulters, but none of them seem to go over very well. | |
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| Black Dragon - New Hampshire
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| 17. | Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers. | |
| Uncle Mark - Navarre, Fl.
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| 18. | The farmer who got arrested couldn't make bale so he asked his best friend to combine his money with his so he could be set free. | |
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| Randy - Defiance, OH
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| 19. | Electricians go with the flow, never against the current! | |
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| Sivanandan - Sydney
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| 20. | Sadly my teacher, who could use two typewriters at one time, got fired for stereotyping. | |
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| stimpy - on the east coast
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