Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

11. When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation.
  3.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
12. Pilots have easy access to cloud storage.
  3.3 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
13. As I scent her out to a choir cheep denim genes I waived good buy.
  1.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
14. It really tees me off when you wear my driving gloves to play golf.
  2.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
15. A bookkeeper is a problem for a library.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
16. How old is the man who can't smell? Nobody nose!
  2.8 stars
Oscar Adams - Christchurch, New Zealand
17. When the tree surgeon and his girlfriend broke up, he pined for her for months. Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.
  2.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
18. The animal shelter reports having received far fewer dogs this year. 'In fact,' says the shelter's director, 'this represents a mastiff reduction.'
  2.7 stars
GerryB - Canada
19. I just can't see why you say I'm myopic.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
20. My sister fell in love with a circus trapeze artist. At first, we all thought she was attracted to his net worth, but she said it was his gravity-defying leaps of thought. They are both flying high now.
  1.8 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma

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