Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

11. The long arm of the law handcuffed the sleek fingered pickpocket!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
12. What is the noisiest vegetable in the kitchen? Snap peas.
  2.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
13. The two largest furniture stores in my hometown are owned by a pretty single lady and a good looking bachelor. They started dating lately. Their customers are hoping for the best. So fa, so good!
  2.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
14. What is a florist's favorite vegetable? A cauliflower!
  2.7 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
15. If a single statistician meets another single statistician does she datum or does he data?
  3.3 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
16. The coffee the Jedi knight served me wasn't hot enough. It was Lukewarm.
  2.8 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
17. When the hospital nurse asked me if my bowels had moved, I assured her that they had come with me as I headed to the toilet.
  2.1 stars
RJS - New Zealand
18. Lingerie salespersons never die, they just slip away.
  3.4 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
19. Pastry chefs never die - they just croissant over to the other side.
  3.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
20. Costumes are very important for a ballerina. She keeps them in her special tulle box.
  2.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma

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