Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


11. What was the retired dentist's favorite card game? Bridge.
  3.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
12. Conservationists thoughts run wild!
  2.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
13. Routines are dental procedures.
  1.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
14. I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.
  4.1 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
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15. I was really enjoying stargazing when it started to cloud over, much to my constellation.
  2.5 stars
Tom Scott - Ontario
16. Flamingos are a real success story. They always seem to get a leg up on the competition.
  3.7 stars
Tom Scott - Ontario
17. What do you call an unsuccessful spinal surgery? A debackle.
  2.7 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
18. That arsonist destroyed all my scissors. Shear torcher!
  3.3 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
19. Should we give arsonists a punishment to fit the crime, or would that just be adding fools to the fire?
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
20. That butane lighter may be stubborn, but it's no match for me!
  3.6 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR

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