Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


11. To help me lose weight, my doctor recommends a glutton-free diet.
  3.8 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
12. If I were to write my autobiography in ancient Norse letters, my life would be runed.
  3.8 stars
Ed Burke - Valparaiso, Indiana
13. If you nickel and dime your customers you are unlikely to make a mint, but they may coin a phrase or two about your business sense.
  2.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
14. The government ensures you're safe from exercising through the Fitness Protection Program.
  2.6 stars
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15. After my first date with the endoscopist she said she would look me up sometime.
  2.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
16. When my wife asked me where the TV control was, I had to tell her that I did not have the remotest idea.
  3.2 stars
RJS - New Zealand
17. When the manual clock manufacturer sold his business with the digital transition, it changed hands!
  3.3 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
18. My lawyer wants to represent Santa. He says if there is a Claus he will find a way to make money from it.
  2.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
19. I promised my wife I'd remember to bring her a frappucino, but affogato.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
20. Will I tell you how I made the prosthetic foot for the eagle? That wood-be talon.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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