Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

11. Fairgrounds are mediocre coffee.
  2.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
12. Asked to repair a shorted radio from the dumpster, the electrician refused to refuse refuse.
  3.4 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
13. The stock boy was hogging all the available display space. He was being shelf-ish.
  3.5 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
14. Scientists have failed to get pandas to eat synthetic food, because they are hard to bamboozle.
  3.9 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
15. Some students pore over their lessons, while others just give them a preflunktory glance.
  2.9 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
16. An apprentice housekeeper is maid to order.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
17. The local trade school did not have enough students for their electrical course and thus decided to give it a plug.
  2.7 stars
R - New Zealand
18. Body shops do a bang up business.
  3.5 stars
Gordon - Maryland
19. Baby puns are childish, but great puns are full groan.
  4.2 stars
James Sorrentino - Suffolk, VA
20. A goat giving birth is just kidding.
  4.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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