Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 11. | What do you call it when you take a picture of your favorite bookcase? A shelf-ie! | |
| Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
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| 12. | Why do entrepreneurs keep themselves to themselves? They're great at minding their own business. | |
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| Grizleypuns - UK, Swindon
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| 13. | Thor was arguing with the trickster god. He said, 'Now Loki here...'. | |
| SGTSnorkel - Iowa
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| 14. | I am itching to solve those math problems. I just need scratch paper. | |
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| SGTSnorkel - Iowa
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| 15. | My cat was scared by a dog once, she was petrified. | |
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| 16. | The ditch-digger didn't just quit, he yelled, 'Take this job and shovel it!' | |
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| Anne Holmes - Auburn CA
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| 17. | When the arsonist met his girlfriend it was a perfect match. Both of them could light up a room with their presence. | |
| Randy - Defiance, OH
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| 18. | Woodcraft is a log canoe. | |
| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 19. | I don't think the quarterback should have faked the throw and started to run. It was a faux pass. | |
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| SGTSnorkel - Iowa
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| 20. | After he retired, why did the pro golfer buy a doughnut shop? He enjoyed making holes in one. | |
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| Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
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