Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

11.	There is a haunted AC unit at my work. It's been giving everyone the chills!
	Share	M Rook - Dartmouth, NS, CAN
12.	Wow, those slugs are tough as snails!
	Share	reif - hawaii
13.	Today I spotted an albino dalmatian. Now everyone will be able to tell it's a dalmatian.
	Share	RB - Norfolk, VA
14.	Years of arching ones back over a keyboard can lead to scrolliosis.
	Share	Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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15.	When I lived on the coast I consulted the tide charts every day. I liked to keep up on current events.
	Share	SGTSnorkel - Iowa
16.	The Orthodontists went on strike until they could get things straightened out.
	Share	Rick Kelso - Olathe, KS
17.	Encounters between clumsy humans and killer whales tend to be orcward.
	Share	Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
18.	I always eat a lot of chocolate on Valentine's Day because I know after the middle of February, Lent will be fast approaching.
	Share	Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
19.	I discovered that the mortician had buried my father in the wrong plot. It was a grave mistake.
	Share	RJS - New Zealand
20.	I couldn't find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn't work very well. I only got 20% off.
	Share	RB - Norfolk