Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 11. | What was the retired dentist's favorite card game? Bridge. | |
| Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
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| 12. | Conservationists thoughts run wild! | |
| Sivanandan - Sydney
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| 13. | Routines are dental procedures. | |
| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 14. | I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me. | |
| Dr. Dirt - NV
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| 15. | I was really enjoying stargazing when it started to cloud over, much to my constellation. | |
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| Tom Scott - Ontario
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| 16. | Flamingos are a real success story. They always seem to get a leg up on the competition. | |
| Tom Scott - Ontario
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| 17. | What do you call an unsuccessful spinal surgery? A debackle. | |
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| Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
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| 18. | That arsonist destroyed all my scissors. Shear torcher! | |
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| Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
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| 19. | Should we give arsonists a punishment to fit the crime, or would that just be adding fools to the fire? | |
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| Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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| 20. | That butane lighter may be stubborn, but it's no match for me! | |
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| Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
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