Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

11. My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering.
  3.1 stars
Dr. Dirt - Nevada
12. What thrill ride does a drink go on? A coaster!
  3.3 stars
13. My pot belly pig was running and slipped on ice. Wound up injuring a hamstring.
  2.5 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
14. An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
15. A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake.
  2.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
16. I know a lot of jokes about bad pole-vaulters, but none of them seem to go over very well.
  3.5 stars
Black Dragon - New Hampshire
17. Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.
  4.0 stars
Uncle Mark - Navarre, Fl.
18. The farmer who got arrested couldn't make bale so he asked his best friend to combine his money with his so he could be set free.
  2.5 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
19. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current!
  3.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
20. Sadly my teacher, who could use two typewriters at one time, got fired for stereotyping.
  3.9 stars
stimpy - on the east coast

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