Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

11. The mailman who was kidnapped by organ harvesters got delivered.
  1.8 stars
12. What do you call it when you get punched by a general? Starstruck.
  2.0 stars
13. An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!'
  4.2 stars
David W. Oaks - Eugene, Oregon
14. When the local council imposed a ban on hogging along footpath the pet pigs, owners took it for grunted!
  2.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
15. Buying a new toilet was a big expense for me, so I decided to sit on it for a while.
  3.4 stars
RJS - New Zealand
16. Why was the eagle in handcuffs? The police thought he was a flight risk!
  2.6 stars
17. Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.
  3.9 stars
Laurence H Levin - Woodridge IL
18. When she went into labor, her husband started having a midwife crisis.
  3.0 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
19. A politician's career is promising all the way!
  3.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
20. A whirligig is a rock band playing in a helicopter.
  2.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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