Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 11. | The long arm of the law handcuffed the sleek fingered pickpocket! | |
| Sivanandan - Sydney
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| 12. | What is the noisiest vegetable in the kitchen? Snap peas. | |
| Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
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| 13. | The two largest furniture stores in my hometown are owned by a pretty single lady and a good looking bachelor. They started dating lately. Their customers are hoping for the best. So fa, so good! | |
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| Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
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| 14. | What is a florist's favorite vegetable? A cauliflower! | |
| Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
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| 15. | If a single statistician meets another single statistician does she datum or does he data? | |
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| Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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| 16. | The coffee the Jedi knight served me wasn't hot enough. It was Lukewarm. | |
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| Otis Campbell - South Dakota
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| 17. | When the hospital nurse asked me if my bowels had moved, I assured her that they had come with me as I headed to the toilet. | |
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| RJS - New Zealand
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| 18. | Lingerie salespersons never die, they just slip away. | |
| Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
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| 19. | Pastry chefs never die - they just croissant over to the other side. | |
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| Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
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| 20. | Costumes are very important for a ballerina. She keeps them in her special tulle box. | |
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| Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
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