Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

11. What do you call it when you take a picture of your favorite bookcase? A shelf-ie!
  2.9 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
12. Why do entrepreneurs keep themselves to themselves? They're great at minding their own business.
  3.0 stars
Grizleypuns - UK, Swindon
13. Thor was arguing with the trickster god. He said, 'Now Loki here...'.
  2.3 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
14. I am itching to solve those math problems. I just need scratch paper.
  3.1 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
15. My cat was scared by a dog once, she was petrified.
  2.5 stars
16. The ditch-digger didn't just quit, he yelled, 'Take this job and shovel it!'
  3.1 stars
Anne Holmes - Auburn CA
17. When the arsonist met his girlfriend it was a perfect match. Both of them could light up a room with their presence.
  4.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
18. Woodcraft is a log canoe.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
19. I don't think the quarterback should have faked the throw and started to run. It was a faux pass.
  2.3 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
20. After he retired, why did the pro golfer buy a doughnut shop? He enjoyed making holes in one.
  2.5 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma

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