Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

11. To help me lose weight, my doctor recommends a glutton-free diet.
  3.8 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
12. If I were to write my autobiography in ancient Norse letters, my life would be runed.
  3.8 stars
Ed Burke - Valparaiso, Indiana
13. If you nickel and dime your customers you are unlikely to make a mint, but they may coin a phrase or two about your business sense.
  2.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
14. The government ensures you're safe from exercising through the Fitness Protection Program.
  2.6 stars
15. After my first date with the endoscopist she said she would look me up sometime.
  2.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
16. When my wife asked me where the TV control was, I had to tell her that I did not have the remotest idea.
  3.2 stars
RJS - New Zealand
17. When the manual clock manufacturer sold his business with the digital transition, it changed hands!
  3.3 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
18. My lawyer wants to represent Santa. He says if there is a Claus he will find a way to make money from it.
  2.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
19. I promised my wife I'd remember to bring her a frappucino, but affogato.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
20. Will I tell you how I made the prosthetic foot for the eagle? That wood-be talon.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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