Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 11. | When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation. | |
| Sivanandan - Sydney
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| 12. | Pilots have easy access to cloud storage. | |
| Sivanandan - Sydney
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| 13. | As I scent her out to a choir cheep denim genes I waived good buy. | |
| Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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| 14. | It really tees me off when you wear my driving gloves to play golf. | |
| Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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| 15. | A bookkeeper is a problem for a library. | |
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| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 16. | How old is the man who can't smell? Nobody nose! | |
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| Oscar Adams - Christchurch, New Zealand
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| 17. | When the tree surgeon and his girlfriend broke up, he pined for her for months. Knock on wood, they will someday get back together. | |
| Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
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| 18. | The animal shelter reports having received far fewer dogs this year. 'In fact,' says the shelter's director, 'this represents a mastiff reduction.' | |
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| GerryB - Canada
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| 19. | I just can't see why you say I'm myopic. | |
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| Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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| 20. | My sister fell in love with a circus trapeze artist. At first, we all thought she was attracted to his net worth, but she said it was his gravity-defying leaps of thought. They are both flying high now. | |
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| Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
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