Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 11. | At the annual general meeting of the professional photographers many high-resolutions were put forward! | |
| Sivanandan - Sydney
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| 12. | What is it called when musicians go on the rampage, break into stores and steal things? Luting. | |
| RJS - New Zealand
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| 13. | When the atheist observed his plight he realized he didn't have a prayer. | |
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| Dr. Dirt - AK/NV
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| 14. | A timber wolf is an animal with wooden legs. | |
| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 15. | An apron trade is a smock exchange. | |
| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 16. | We're having a Japanese-themed dinner party. Wanna kimono? | |
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| Benjamin - Enola, PA
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| 17. | A man saw a choking victim at the food court of a famous New York museum. Naturally, he performed the Guggenheimlich manoeuvre. | |
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| Larry - Cleveland, OH
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| 18. | A donkey opens the godfather's door. | |
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| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 19. | When they allowed the bass sheep into the barbershop quartet they really set the baa low. | |
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| Owen - New Zealand
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| 20. | Is an anthill caught in a twister an anticyclone? | |
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| Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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