Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 11. | Antelope is opposed to jogging. | |
| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 12. | One does not select a gun by rifling through the hunting section. | |
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| reif - hawaii
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| 13. | Some puns are so corny they hurt your ear. | |
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| 14. | I thought becoming a real estate agent would be easy, but I had a lot to learn. | |
| SGTSnorkel - Iowa
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| 15. | A logging site is a chopping center. | |
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| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 16. | I have a very old tire gauge. It is a family air-loom. | |
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| SGTSnorkel - Iowa
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| 17. | Once there was a Scottish thief who stole only valuable, antique tartans. When he was arrested, he plaid guilty. | |
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| Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
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| 18. | He wasn't the most villainous knight in the realm, but he was medieval. | |
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| Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
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| 19. | I like all track and field events but I really get a charge out of the pole volt. | |
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| SGTSnorkel - Iowa
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| 20. | If Prince William visits the Alps, is he on a scion vacation? | |
| SGTSnorkel - Iowa
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