Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

11. Antelope is opposed to jogging.
  2.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
12. One does not select a gun by rifling through the hunting section.
  2.6 stars
reif - hawaii
13. Some puns are so corny they hurt your ear.
  2.6 stars
14. I thought becoming a real estate agent would be easy, but I had a lot to learn.
  2.9 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
15. A logging site is a chopping center.
  2.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
16. I have a very old tire gauge. It is a family air-loom.
  2.7 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
17. Once there was a Scottish thief who stole only valuable, antique tartans. When he was arrested, he plaid guilty.
  2.8 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
18. He wasn't the most villainous knight in the realm, but he was medieval.
  3.0 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
19. I like all track and field events but I really get a charge out of the pole volt.
  2.3 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
20. If Prince William visits the Alps, is he on a scion vacation?
  1.5 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa

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