Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

11. At the annual general meeting of the professional photographers many high-resolutions were put forward!
  3.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
12. What is it called when musicians go on the rampage, break into stores and steal things? Luting.
  2.6 stars
RJS - New Zealand
13. When the atheist observed his plight he realized he didn't have a prayer.
  2.5 stars
Dr. Dirt - AK/NV
14. A timber wolf is an animal with wooden legs.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
15. An apron trade is a smock exchange.
  2.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
16. We're having a Japanese-themed dinner party. Wanna kimono?
  2.5 stars
Benjamin - Enola, PA
17. A man saw a choking victim at the food court of a famous New York museum. Naturally, he performed the Guggenheimlich manoeuvre.
  1.9 stars
Larry - Cleveland, OH
18. A donkey opens the godfather's door.
  1.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
19. When they allowed the bass sheep into the barbershop quartet they really set the baa low.
  2.7 stars
Owen - New Zealand
20. Is an anthill caught in a twister an anticyclone?
  1.4 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

Vote for pun number: