Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 11. | The mailman who was kidnapped by organ harvesters got delivered. | |
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| 12. | What do you call it when you get punched by a general? Starstruck. | |
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| 13. | An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!' | |
| David W. Oaks - Eugene, Oregon
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| 14. | When the local council imposed a ban on hogging along footpath the pet pigs, owners took it for grunted! | |
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| Sivanandan - Sydney
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| 15. | Buying a new toilet was a big expense for me, so I decided to sit on it for a while. | |
| RJS - New Zealand
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| 16. | Why was the eagle in handcuffs? The police thought he was a flight risk! | |
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| 17. | Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention. | |
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| Laurence H Levin - Woodridge IL
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| 18. | When she went into labor, her husband started having a midwife crisis. | |
| Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
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| 19. | A politician's career is promising all the way! | |
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| Sivanandan - Sydney
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| 20. | A whirligig is a rock band playing in a helicopter. | |
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| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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