Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 11. | Fairgrounds are mediocre coffee. | |
| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 12. | Asked to repair a shorted radio from the dumpster, the electrician refused to refuse refuse. | |
| Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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| 13. | The stock boy was hogging all the available display space. He was being shelf-ish. | |
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| Dr. Dirt - NV
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| 14. | Scientists have failed to get pandas to eat synthetic food, because they are hard to bamboozle. | |
| Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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| 15. | Some students pore over their lessons, while others just give them a preflunktory glance. | |
| Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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| 16. | An apprentice housekeeper is maid to order. | |
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| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 17. | The local trade school did not have enough students for their electrical course and thus decided to give it a plug. | |
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| R - New Zealand
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| 18. | Body shops do a bang up business. | |
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| Gordon - Maryland
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| 19. | Baby puns are childish, but great puns are full groan. | |
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| James Sorrentino - Suffolk, VA
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| 20. | A goat giving birth is just kidding. | |
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| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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