Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 3

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


21. My dog has an attitude. He is a cocky spaniel.
  3.5 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
22. Where do bulls exchange their messages? On a bulletin board.
  2.6 stars
23. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin.
  1.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
24. If you want to deliver a compliment, you have to address them properly.
  2.8 stars
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25. I sent my baby off to the army. They put him in the infantry.
  4.1 stars
26. If someone fails doing the Heimlich, is it fair to say that he choked?
  3.3 stars
27. Did you hear about the man who got killed by a bear? It was a grizzly death.
  2.9 stars
Ryann Maxiella - Kirbyville
28. For me, the ringing of bells has appeal.
  2.3 stars
RJS - New Zealand
29. Divers work under pressure.
  3.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
30. My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering.
  3.2 stars
Dr. Dirt - Nevada

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