Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 3

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

21. When the music conservatory declared bankruptcy, their building was fur elise.
  2.9 stars
Tom - Toronto
22. I'm reading 'Jaws' while running on the treadmill. A novel exercise.
  2.3 stars
KenikaNJ - Egg Harbor Twp. NJ
23. It was selfie destructive when the guy who took a photo from top of a cliff slipped into the precipice!
  1.5 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
24. The mad scientist's faith in the future of autonomous cyber-canines was dogmatic.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
25. Nobody wants to meditate with me! I guess my 'om' is just getting too much resistance.
  2.4 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
26. The often-looted grocery accepted no credit cards because their business was mainly smash-and-carry.
  2.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
27. Handing in his term paper on water bears a day late got Bruno a tardy grade.
  1.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
28. My buddies and I once got snowed in my cabin for days and played poker for feathers from an old duvet to pass the time. At least my friends were there when the chips were down.
  2.4 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
29. The first carpenter to sail around the world took his screw with him.
  1.6 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
30. The young meteorologist was embarrassed that he didn’t get the forecast for the tornado correct so he went into abasement to funnel his emotions.
  3.4 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH

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