Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 3

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

21. Each winter my uncle has his chimney inspected and cleaned. He does this to prepare his home for the 'flue' season!
  2.8 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
22. An easy jailbreak is a slip of the pen.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
23. The Genetic marker for people who are naturally bad at spelling can be found in those with blood Type-O.
  3.6 stars
24. We all just want to belong. But some of us are short.
  3.5 stars
HMA - Liverpool
25. The bakery was so wrapped up in decorating for Christmas that they even decorated their website's cookies.
  2.6 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
26. Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.
  4.1 stars
27. I was told that I was allergic to cats, but I have two and I'm feline fine!
  3.4 stars
28. A cosmetics company had to recall its vanishing cream when many of the women using it were reported missing.
  2.6 stars
GerryB - Canada
29. I try to avoid making nun jokes, but it's a farce of habit.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
30. We have a giant squid to catch, so let's get kraken!
  3.6 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR

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