Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 3

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

21. The orthopedist went back to school to bone up on new surgical techniques.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
22. A sous-chef at a convent is second to nun.
  3.0 stars
Sam C. - Stamford, CT
23. The Starbucks worker wanted a divorce on the grounds that her husband was a real drip.
  3.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
24. What do you call a band of leaping insects playing old time music? 'Blue-grass Hoppers'.
  3.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
25. Flight attendants never die, they just take off.
  3.5 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
26. Dud notes are counter-unfit!
  1.5 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
27. A good pun is like a dalmatian, it's easy to spot.
  3.4 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
28. Whenever I feel withdrawn, I call my bank to deposit my loose change.
  1.8 stars
29. My friend had a start at writing some moving poetry, but gave up when he couldn't find a good rhyme for 'U-Haul.'
  2.6 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
30. I couldn't beat the conundrums of my opponent in the contest!
  2.3 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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