Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 4

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

31. What thrill ride does a drink go on? A coaster!
  3.4 stars
32. My pot belly pig was running and slipped on ice. Wound up injuring a hamstring.
  2.5 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
33. An acupuncturist keeps you on pins and needles.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
34. A graveyard shift is a cemetery in an earthquake.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
35. I know a lot of jokes about bad pole-vaulters, but none of them seem to go over very well.
  3.7 stars
Black Dragon - New Hampshire
36. Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.
  4.0 stars
Uncle Mark - Navarre, Fl.
37. The farmer who got arrested couldn't make bale so he asked his best friend to combine his money with his so he could be set free.
  2.5 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
38. Electricians go with the flow, never against the current!
  3.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
39. Sadly my teacher, who could use two typewriters at one time, got fired for stereotyping.
  3.9 stars
stimpy - on the east coast
40. I had a broken bone once, it just cracked me up.
  2.6 stars

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