Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 5

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

41. Once there was a Scottish thief who stole only valuable, antique tartans. When he was arrested, he plaid guilty.
  2.8 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
42. He wasn't the most villainous knight in the realm, but he was medieval.
  3.1 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
43. I like all track and field events but I really get a charge out of the pole volt.
  2.4 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
44. If Prince William visits the Alps, is he on a scion vacation?
  1.5 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa
45. Pathologists seldom get lost.
  3.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
46. Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management.
  2.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
47. When the baker is happy, what does he do? Abundance.
  3.4 stars
48. What kind of bathing suit do the animals at the zoo wear? A zucchini.
  3.4 stars
49. My cousin Henry loves automotive history. He never gets tired of studying it. He gets Benz out of shape if you say his hobby is a waste of time. It occupies his every spare moment.
  1.7 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
50. How would you characterize really awful chicken rhymes? Paltry poultry poetry.
  2.7 stars
SkipVought - Benbrook

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