Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 5

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

41. I had a broken bone once, it just cracked me up.
  2.6 stars
42. I spilled my drink in one fluid motion.
  3.1 stars
43. Did you hear about that lightbulb party. It was totally lit.
  2.8 stars
maemae - brewer
44. When the two magicians liked each other on their first date, it was love at first slight.
  1.8 stars
Aaron G. - Chicago
45. Eating like a pig is a porcine of etiquette.
  1.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
46. Inferior dumplings are a sign of wonton neglect.
  3.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
47. I have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender.
  4.0 stars
48. One, who is smart enough to draw attention, can easily canvass his thoughts and ideas!
  2.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
49. I'm really good at being lazy. In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy I should expect atrophy.
  4.0 stars
50. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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