Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 6

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

51. I have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender.
  4.0 stars
52. One, who is smart enough to draw attention, can easily canvass his thoughts and ideas!
  2.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
53. I'm really good at being lazy. In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy I should expect atrophy.
  4.0 stars
54. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
55. It's been my life long vision to become an optometrist, but I just couldn't see a way to make it happen.
  3.8 stars
56. Two lambs are in a meadow. Which one frequents a casino? The one that's gambolling.
  2.4 stars
57. I had a joke about a cake, but it's stale.
  3.0 stars
58. Serving yourself a complimentary soft drink is a way to get emotional support.
  1.7 stars
vincent - el paso
59. My dog barks all the time. That is my pet hate.
  1.4 stars
60. I went to a creepy dermatologist the other day. He made my skin crawl.
  3.0 stars

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