Puns about Transport (In the Air)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.
  3.7 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
2. What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.
  3.7 stars
3. When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.'
  3.6 stars
4. During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.
  3.6 stars
5. Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.
  3.6 stars
daver - Indiana
6. Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.
  3.6 stars
7. The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.
  3.6 stars
Amandine - Earth
8. The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.
  3.5 stars
9. I've heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.
  3.4 stars
Shannon Malloy - Maryland
10. An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.
  3.4 stars

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