Puns about Health (Doctors)

1. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
  4.2 stars
2. Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.
  3.9 stars
3. I'm really good at being lazy. In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy I should expect atrophy.
  3.8 stars
RB - VA
4. The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
  3.8 stars
Faiz - France
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5. They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.
  3.7 stars
6. In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut.
  3.5 stars
7. When the doctor asked the editor how he was doing, he said he had a problem with his circulation.
  3.5 stars
Bill G - Central NJ
8. Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.
  3.5 stars
9. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients!
  3.4 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
10. A doctor drank while putting on patients' casts. He was soon plastered.
  3.4 stars

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