Puns about Health (Doctors)

1. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
  4.2 stars
2. I'm really good at being lazy. In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy I should expect atrophy.
  4.0 stars
3. Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.
  3.9 stars
4. The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.
  3.8 stars
Faiz - France
5. They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.
  3.7 stars
6. In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut.
  3.5 stars
7. When the doctor asked the editor how he was doing, he said he had a problem with his circulation.
  3.5 stars
Bill G - Central NJ
8. What do you think the glib surgeon said to me after he took off my leg above the knee? 'It won't be long now'.
  3.5 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
9. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients!
  3.4 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
10. My hematologist said my outlook is good since I'm a B Positive type.
  3.3 stars
Ron - Beulah, ND

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