Puns about Health (Misc. Practitioners)

Subcategory: Dentists · Doctors · Nurses · Psychiatrists · Misc. Practitioners · Medical and Health
1. It's been my life long vision to become an optometrist, but I just couldn't see a way to make it happen.
  3.8 stars
Jr. -
2. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
  3.8 stars
Nick - Morenci, AZ
3. Never ask a podiatrist for conversions to metric - he only knows feet.
  3.8 stars
Grandpa Snowman - Illinois
4. Optometrists live long because they dilate.
  3.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
5. When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation.
  3.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
6. The only thing common between a stork and an obstetrician is the long bill.
  3.7 stars
Sundar - India
7. This is what I like about chiropractors. They always have your back.
  3.7 stars
Maurice Negrete - Greensboro, NC
8. The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness.
  3.6 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
9. A chiropractor's patients must crack under pressure.
  3.5 stars
10. I chose my gastroenterologist based on gut feeling.
  3.5 stars

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