Puns about Health (Medical and Health)

Subcategory: Dentists · Doctors · Nurses · Psychiatrists · Misc. Practitioners · Medical and Health
1. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
  4.2 stars
2. What do you call the medical condition where your feet go to sleep? Coma-toes.
  4.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
3. Did you hear about the little girl who went upstairs to get some medicine? I think she's coming down with something.
  4.0 stars
Jake Kranz - Saline, MI
4. I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
5. I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
  4.0 stars
savyn - Bucharest
6. Wounds heal better if they are covered. This is an example of gauze and effect.
  3.9 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
7. I felt super exhausted after giving blood. It's such a draining procedure.
  3.8 stars
Punstigator - Detroit
8. Hospitals are I.V. league institutions.
  3.8 stars
GerryB - Canada
9. A podiatrist adds insoles to injury.
  3.7 stars
Jeff Dillon - Hershey, PA
10. I used to work at a hospital, but I got sick of it.
  3.7 stars

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