Puns about Business (Trading and Currency)

Subcategory: Stores · Buying and Selling · Trading and Currency · Banking and Finance
1. With copper unavailable, continued operation of the mint would make no cents.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2. The shareholders of a compass manufacturer were concerned that the company wasn't heading in the right direction.
  3.7 stars
Dominic - Australia
3. The company's performance was so abysmal that it quickly became the joke of Wall Street: a laughing-stock.
  3.6 stars
Max - Geneva, Switzerland
4. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
  3.6 stars
5. I've been called a rare commodity. I wonder if that makes me silver or gold? I guess I could be either ore.
  3.5 stars
6. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
  3.5 stars
7. Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
  3.4 stars
8. Oil executives are always using crude language.
  3.3 stars
Anon - Camas, WA
9. If money talks, why do we need bank tellers?
  3.2 stars
10. The coin artist promised he'll change his profession to something noteworthy.
  3.1 stars
Voke - Port Harcourt, NG

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