Puns about People (Families)

Subcategory: Families · Girls and Guys · Love and Marriage · Military · Politicians · Occupations · Royalty
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
  4.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
2. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
  4.0 stars
Andy - Corvallis, OR
3. I discovered that the mortician had buried my father in the wrong plot. It was a grave mistake.
  4.0 stars
RJS - New Zealand
4. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
  3.9 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
5. The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.
  3.9 stars
6. My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the laundry. I replied, 'Loads.'
  3.8 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
7. Arranging Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking.
  3.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
8. When I promise to come up with a maternity pun, I deliver!
  3.7 stars
Ricardo - Illinois
9. I heard Einstein got along well with his parents ... relatively speaking.
  3.6 stars
Samantha - Highland, NY
10. Why did the man stand on a clock? He really wanted to be on time.
  3.4 stars
Max - Indiana

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