Puns about People (Girls and Guys)

Subcategory: Families · Girls and Guys · Love and Marriage · Military · Politicians · Occupations · Royalty
1. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
  4.1 stars
2. When the arsonist met his girlfriend it was a perfect match. Both of them could light up a room with their presence.
  4.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
3. I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
  4.0 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
4. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
  4.0 stars
Slider - Yorktown, Va.
5. What do you call committed bachelors? Heartful Dodgers.
  4.0 stars
pundemon - West Vancouver, BC, Canada
6. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink. Entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate.
  3.8 stars
7. I asked a librarian if she was free this afternoon, she said she was all booked up.
  3.8 stars
8. I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.
  3.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
9. People might think I'm a bit of a square, but that just means I'm exactly right on every angle.
  3.8 stars
D. Moritz - Minnesota
10. As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention.
  3.7 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH

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