Puns about People (Love and Marriage)

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1. My wife tells me I'm a skeptic - but I don't believe a word she says.
  3.8 stars
2. What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.
  3.7 stars
3. She was the apple of his eye and he liked to sit down be cider.
  3.6 stars
4. When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair it was a hard pill to swallow.
  3.6 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
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5. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
  3.6 stars
6. The Irish lass was disappointed with the engagement ring from her fiance because it was a sham rock.
  3.6 stars
7. My dog swallowed my engagement ring. I ended up with a diamond in the ruff.
  3.6 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
8. The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.
  3.6 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
9. On Valentine's Day flower prices rose to the occasion.
  3.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
10. The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates.
  3.5 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR

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