Puns about People (Military)

1.	The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
	Share	Haymant Shew - Ontario
2.	I sent my baby off to the army. They put him in the infantry.
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3.	Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job.
	Share	Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
4.	Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.
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5.	A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
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6.	The pirates were fighting with each other because they didn't have good anchor management.
	Share	Kevin A - Corvallis, OR
7.	Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.
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8.	You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.
	Share	Brooks - Houston, TX
9.	Where do cavemen store their weapons? In the clubhouse.
	Share	Gordon - Fort St. John, BC, Canada
10.	Did you hear about the high-ranking military father who cloned himself? The result was a Major Faux Pa.
	Share	Kerry - Kansas