Puns about People (Military)

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1. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  4.0 stars
Haymant Shew - Ontario
2. Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job.
  4.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3. I sent my baby off to the army. They put him in the infantry.
  4.0 stars
4. An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire.
  3.7 stars
5. Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.
  3.6 stars
OGM -
6. A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
  3.6 stars
RB -
7. Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.
  3.6 stars
8. The pirates were fighting with each other because they didn't have good anchor management.
  3.5 stars
Kevin A - Corvallis, OR
9. You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.
  3.5 stars
Brooks - Houston, TX
10. Where do cavemen store their weapons? In the clubhouse.
  3.4 stars
Gordon - Fort St. John, BC, Canada

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