Puns about People (Military)
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| 1. | I sent my baby off to the army. They put him in the infantry. | |
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| 2. | The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. | |
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| Haymant Shew - Ontario
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| 3. | An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire. | |
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| 4. | Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican. | |
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| 5. | A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum. | |
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| 6. | The pirates were fighting with each other because they didn't have good anchor management. | |
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| Kevin A - Corvallis, OR
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| 7. | Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort. | |
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| 8. | You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water. | |
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| Brooks - Houston, TX
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| 9. | Where do cavemen store their weapons? In the clubhouse. | |
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| Gordon - Fort St. John, BC, Canada
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| 10. | Did you hear about the high-ranking military father who cloned himself? The result was a Major Faux Pa. | |
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| Kerry - Kansas
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