Puns about The Workplace (Sales)

1. I wanted to bid at the silent auction, but it was not aloud.
  4.0 stars
reif - hawaii
2. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
  4.0 stars
3. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
  3.9 stars
HMA - Liverpool
4. How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.
  3.8 stars
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5. She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
  3.7 stars
Laurence Levin - United States
6. The real estate agent was in a hurry because she had a lot to talk about.
  3.7 stars
stevesw - USA
7. The salesman claimed the shoes were made from alligator, but I knew it was a crock.
  3.7 stars
Larry Levin - Illinois, US
8. Cheap adhesive is tacky.
  3.5 stars
9. The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it.
  3.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
10. I was fired from my job selling amplifiers. I didn't achieve the sufficient volume of sales.
  3.4 stars
Toycoon - Skokie

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