Puns about The Workplace (Sales)

1. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
  4.0 stars
2. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
  3.9 stars
HMA - Liverpool
3. How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.
  3.8 stars
4. She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
  3.7 stars
Laurence Levin - United States
5. The real estate agent was in a hurry because she had a lot to talk about.
  3.7 stars
stevesw - USA
6. The salesman claimed the shoes were made from alligator, but I knew it was a crock.
  3.7 stars
Larry Levin - Illinois, US
7. Cheap adhesive is tacky.
  3.6 stars
8. The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it.
  3.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
9. I was fired from my job selling amplifiers. I didn't achieve the sufficient volume of sales.
  3.4 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
10. The telemarketer asked me if I read magazines at all and I replied that I did, periodically.
  3.4 stars

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