Puns about The Workplace (Services)

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1. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
  4.1 stars
Kady - NC
2. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
  4.1 stars
Holloway - Califonia
3. Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.
  4.0 stars
Uncle Mark - Navarre, Fl.
4. My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
  4.0 stars
Randall Woodman - United States
5. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people.
  3.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
6. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted.
  3.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
7. People were dying to meet the new mortician.
  3.8 stars
8. When it was hot and sunny I saw a line of blokes outside a hairdressers. I thought what a lovely day to have a barber queue!
  3.7 stars
Hart of glass - Cambourne UK
9. A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted.
  3.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
10. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida

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