Puns about The Workplace (Services)

Subcategory: On the Job · Sales · Inventions · Services · Manufacturing · Research · Working Outdoors
1. What does a spy do in the rain? He goes undercover.
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2. Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.
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Uncle Mark - Navarre, Fl.
3. My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
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Randall Woodman - United States
4. Morticians have to be careful to spell the name right to avoid making a grave mistake.
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5. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
6. People were dying to meet the new mortician.
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7. Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired!
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Sivanandan - Sydney
8. The floor was so dusty that it seemed to be suffering from sweep deprivation.
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GerryB - Canada
9. When it was hot and sunny I saw a line of blokes outside a hairdressers. I thought what a lovely day to have a barber queue!
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Hart of glass - Cambourne UK
10. There was a sign hanging in the window of a dry cleaners I passed by. It read: 'So-and-So Dry Cleaners. Working on the same spot for 72 years.'
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Lemaureaux - Milwuakee

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